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Why is this here? Because the EU says so.
Legal text incoming… you were warned.

The “boring part”. Sorry. -LFV

This page collects statutory disclosures, disclaimers, and privacy/legal information related to the operation of this website. Below you will find a mixture of plain-language notes, formal legal wording, and references to common legal topics (copyright, liability, cookies, GDPR, terms of sale). If you require a signed statement or certified contact for legal service, email contact@lfvale.com.

Copyright, IP & Use of Content

All content; texts, graphics, audio, and design found on this site is protected by copyright law and other intellectual property rights. Reuse beyond personal, non-commercial reading requires prior written consent from the rights holder. Where license terms are granted, they will be explicitly stated in writing.

Requests for re-use, licensing or bulk permissions should be submitted to the contact email listed at the end of this page with full details of requested use, intended audience, and timeframe.

Liability disclaimer

The content of this website is provided for informational and entertainment purposes. While efforts are made to ensure accuracy, the operator makes no warranties regarding completeness, suitability or fitness for any purpose. The operator excludes liability to the maximum extent permitted by law for damages arising from the use of the site.

External links & third parties

Links to third-party sites are provided as a convenience. The operator is not responsible for the content or practices of third parties. When using third-party services (form processors, analytics, mail delivery) personal data may be processed by those providers. See the Privacy section for more details.

Privacy / GDPR (summary)

We process personal data only as necessary to operate this site (contact form responses, newsletter delivery). Legal bases: consent (where required), legitimate interest (operation and security), and contractual necessity (delivery of subscribed materials). Data subjects may exercise their GDPR rights by contacting the address or email listed on this page.

Cookies & tracking (brief)

Types of cookies used: essential (session), preferences, analytics. Disabling cookies via browser settings will not prevent access, though some functionality may be degraded.

E-commerce / sales preview

If/when goods are sold directly via this site, a dedicated terms & conditions and consumer rights page will be published with VAT, pricing, payment and return details in compliance with EU consumer law.

Contact for legal process, DMCA, copyright infringement

Send claims to the contact email with a full description, a statement of good faith, and proof of ownership. We will process notifications in line with applicable law.

Security & incident handling

Reasonable technical and organisational measures are in place to protect personal data. In the event of a data breach, affected individuals and authorities will be notified as required by law.

Additional standard legal wording: The materials on this website are provided 'as is' without warranties of any kind. The operator reserves the right to modify or remove content at any time. Any inferred warranties or promises are expressly disclaimed to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law. Users rely on content at their own risk. No oral information or advice given by the operator shall create a warranty.

Further clauses, cross-references, and regulatory notes can be provided on request. This block is intentionally extensive to address a range of common legal concerns and should be updated if the business model or data processing practices change.

Responsible person (contact)

Responsible under §5 ECG (Austria):
Zakk Jessner
Hetzendorferstrasse 58-60 5/2
1120, Vienna, Austria
Contact: contact@lfvale.com
This is the person legally responsible. (Sad)
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Detailed GDPR rights & how to exercise them

You have the rights of access, rectification, erasure (“right to be forgotten”), restriction, data portability, and objection. You may also withdraw consent at any time without affecting the lawfulness of processing carried out before withdrawal.

To exercise these rights, email contact@lfvale.com from the address you used with this site and include enough information to identify your records. I’ll respond within one month (Article 12(3) GDPR). You also have the right to lodge a complaint with your local supervisory authority.

VAT / invoicing notes (if applicable)

If digital or physical goods are sold here in future, invoices will include seller identification, billing address, and VAT number where applicable. Prices will indicate whether VAT is included. For EU customers, VAT will be applied according to the destination-country rules or OSS/MOSS schemes if used.

Refunds, cooling-off periods, and return logistics will be detailed on a dedicated Terms page before any sale is offered.

Third-party processors (hosts, analytics, forms)

Hosting is provided by Netlify. Newsletter and contact forms may be handled by services such as Formspree or similar. If privacy-respecting analytics are enabled, only anonymized, aggregate data is collected.

Where data leaves the EEA, transfers rely on adequacy decisions or Standard Contractual Clauses. A current list of processors is available on request via the contact email above.

Dispute resolution & governing law

This site is operated from Austria. Austrian law applies, and the competent courts are in Vienna, without prejudice to mandatory consumer protections in your country of residence.

Consumers in the EU may use the European Online Dispute Resolution (ODR) platform for certain disputes. I aim to resolve issues amicably first—email is the fastest path.

Miscellaneous legal notes

Content is provided “as is”. I may update, remove, or correct material at any time. No warranty is given for third-party links. If you believe something here infringes your rights, contact me and I’ll review promptly.

If you read this far, you’re either obsessed, very bored, or planning a lawsuit. Hi! — L. F. Vale

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